Perfection

I, the genius that i am, have come up with the perfect gift. A burnt POTATO!! It is burnt which means it is black, and black is awesome. It tastes good - assuming you are smart enough to remove the burnt outside. I mean seriously, think people if it is burnt enough to be black then it won't be very tasty but the inside is probably fine). And finally, what makes it a great present is that when the person you are giving the gift to get really, REALLY mad, they will probably throw it at you, and wouldn't a potato hurt less than, say, a vase or a lamp?? Not that anyone would get someone a lamp as a gift unless it was a house warming gift and the person with the new house had a really dark house, but if someone invites you to a house warming they probably wont throw the lamp you just handed them at you. Although, a split personality could have one personality that is madly in love with the gift giver and invited him and the other personality hates the guy because she sees through his gifts and knows that he has been playing the two from the start. But if you are the guy in that situation you don't deserve my advice because you are playing a girl who is in need of therapy and that just isn't right.

If you want to use my infinite knowledge for your own personal gain, just post a comment and i will try to get a response out to you.

This is Sean of the Blog spot Ryan - signing out

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

uh hi i would like to use your infinite knowledge for my own personal gain. can i have your infinite knowledge?0 jk. most men adhere to the three-color rule when wearing suits and that you shouldn't wear more than 3 colors or it'll hurt people's eyessss..would black pants blend with a dark navy blue suit and a white shirt with any color tie or would that be 4 colors?